"i'd rather write about this world than live in it and i'd rather play music all day and wander around bookstores and watch humans but not be one of them"
20. Christina. New York.
cookies for you
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i really hope my sons grow up to be this awesome.
HAHAHHAHA OMG WHY IS THIS THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN OMG.
I’m babysitting. The little kid that I babysit for asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him no, he just slapped me. He’s five years old. That might just be the funniest thing ever hahahaha
crying omg
Dream big!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I like the dog. If he can’t eat it or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.
shitmydadsays
