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wizardryandwhatnot:                   I ran naked with Santa Claus because I’m sexy XD  I smoked weed with a drunk Mexican because I smoked crack.Makes perfect sense ;)

wizardryandwhatnot:

                  I ran naked with Santa Claus because I’m sexy XD 

I smoked weed with a drunk Mexican because I smoked crack.

Makes perfect sense ;)

  1. ms-fitz reblogged this from adolfhipsterr and added:
    I smoked weed with Santa Claus because I smoked crack O.o
  2. shehadflowersinherhair reblogged this from disrespecty0ur-surroundings and added:
    I need a prostitute because I hate my life. wow, that is very accurate.
  3. little-miss-batman reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot
  4. a-nigmatic reblogged this from just-sail-on-by and added:
    I smoked weed with a cookie jar because I’m sexy. UH….??
  5. just-sail-on-by reblogged this from imafreakingkiwi and added:
    I pissed on a clown because I stink. Well then…
  6. myworld-myway21 reblogged this from amazingsmoshonfire and added:
    I pissed in your mom because thats what I am
  7. fallenpurdyangel reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot and added:
    took a crap on a porn star...that’s what I am xD
  8. andysangel reblogged this from amazingsmoshonfire and added:
    amazingsmoshonfire:
  9. thisdzzydr3amer reblogged this from aednkitten and added:
    I killed a monkey because I’m gay..
  10. adolfhipsterr reblogged this from some-donkus-from-asgard and added:
    i hate a robot because I’m sexy.
  11. imafreakingkiwi reblogged this from castiel-in-the-phone-box and added:
    I shot a clown because I’m single I… oh
  12. castiel-in-the-phone-box reblogged this from miraelpepino and added:
    I fucked a lesbian because I’m sexy. ..lolol
  13. i-t-s-g-o-t-t-a-b-e-y-o-u reblogged this from mylittlerebellovesong and added:
    I ran naked with a porn star because I was horny. this actually makes a little sense.
  14. klemay17 reblogged this from lifestoshoorrt and added:
    I shot a dildo because that’s what I’m
  15. mylittlerebellovesong reblogged this from tyronelongpenis and added:
    I ran naked with a horse because that’s what i am…..
  16. aednkitten reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot and added:
    hate Michael Jackson...sexy. …but I’m not sexy…
  17. miraelpepino reblogged this from some-donkus-from-asgard and added:
    I killed a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy. Yup.
  18. some-donkus-from-asgard reblogged this from tyronelongpenis and added:
    I need a condom because I hate my life. what?
  19. tyronelongpenis reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot
  20. lifestoshoorrt reblogged this from memories-live-on and added:
    I killed a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy. ( ;
  21. memories-live-on reblogged this from fraaaaankijean and added:
    I shot a robot because I smoke crack
  22. fraaaaankijean reblogged this from swallowyourr-pride and added:
    I fucked your grandma bc im sexy.
  23. scissorhandsex reblogged this from ignorance101 and added:
    I fucked Michael Jackson because I hate my life omfg
  24. ignorance101 reblogged this from my-totally-awesome-mind-diary and added:
    i smoked weed with a prostitute because i am sexy….
  25. whenitrainsitpourss reblogged this from my-totally-awesome-mind-diary and added:
    I hate a condom, because i’m sexy
  26. my-totally-awesome-mind-diary reblogged this from ashbyvitis and added:
    I hate a piece of shit because I’m single uhm what
  27. amazingsmoshonfire reblogged this from releasetheseagulls and added:
    I hate a monkey because my friend told me to do it.  ????
  28. disrespecty0ur-surroundings reblogged this from bring-me-the-motocross and added:
    I shot a porn star because I’m sexy..
  29. bring-me-the-motocross reblogged this from ashbyvitis and added:
    I hate Michael Jackson because I’m sexy.
  30. willyoudancewithmeplease reblogged this from chicag0dreams and added:
    “I shot a prostitute because I stink”
  31. party-glitter-bitchess reblogged this from swallowyourr-pride and added:
    i need a cookie jar, because I have perfect abbs,
  32. dracoslittlewhorecrux reblogged this from happycigarette and added:
    I need a bowl of cereal because that’s what I’m. Um… K.
  33. kris25111996 reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot
  34. chicag0dreams reblogged this from ashbyvitis and added:
    “I pissed on a condom because I hate my life.” Hahah winner.
  35. happycigarette reblogged this from releasetheseagulls
  36. jakeradanay reblogged this from lithiumrainbow and added:
    I fucked Madonna because I’m single
  37. stolen-voices-hidden-secrets reblogged this from lithiumrainbow and added:
    I took a crap on a cookie jar because im sexy. O__________________O
  38. lithiumrainbow reblogged this from releasetheseagulls and added:
    I Smoked weed with a puppet because I’m sexy
  39. swallowyourr-pride reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot
  40. ashbyvitis reblogged this from releasetheseagulls and added:
    I hate a jew because I was horny uhm WHAT IS THIS.
  41. threadedwithtruth reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot and added:
    I smoked crack.Makes perfect sense ;)
  42. releasetheseagulls reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot and added:
    -_- your argument is invalad
  43. fueledbypeterick reblogged this from wizardryandwhatnot and added:
    hate your grandma